At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.
If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select an option from 1 to 8:
If you need us to stay with the children, press 1
If you want to borrow the car, press 2
If you want us to wash your clothes and iron them, press 3
If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 4
If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 5
If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 6
If you want to come here to eat, press 7
If you need money, press 8
If you are going to invite us to dinner, or to take us to the theater, start talking ;
we can hear you!"
Have a nice day folks.